The Palmtop Tiger

the most dangerous animal of the highest risk level


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[info]tigerinmyhand
If you have anything to say, good or bad, about how I play Taiga, leave it here! Anonymous is allowed and comments screened, as always.

If you're looking for me, my MSN/Email is dorseyhorsey@hotmail.com and you can ping me on AIM at augustinehiver
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21!
Happyhappy yumyum YAY
[info]tigerinmyhand
...owwww, my wallet.

Well...that's okay, I've already got all my Christmas shopping done! Can you guys believe it's just ten days away? When are the decorations going up? Can I help get them done when it's time? I've been doing a lot better in Charms this year, I'll be able to do it without slamming ornaments into walls this year. It'll be great~

Oh! Agito, Akito, I made you guys cookies. The pink frosted ones are more sugary, they're for Akito. What do you wanna do until Thursday?

((ooc: Taiga is canonly OOC around Christmas time. Her bubbly niceness is almost disturbing to watch/write. Feel free to WTF at her.))

20!
This is a shitty holiday
[info]tigerinmyhand
[Private, but hackable pretty much if you've ever talked to her - she fails]

This week I learned that all my fears are real.

19!
Facepalm
[info]tigerinmyhand
I think I tried to catch a teacher on fire.

So, I'm sorry to everyone who got burned. Stupid castle...

18!
Glare
[info]tigerinmyhand
You knights and daring princes had best leave my castle at once! You'll never find your princess, she's too far gone! Falling into the fiery depths of Hell as we speak! Ahahahahahahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[Taiga lets out a huge breath of fire, scorching some nearby curtains]

((She thinks she's an evil dragon, and you can thank Kaworu for the fire breathing!))

17!
Grin
[info]tigerinmyhand
Didn't think I'd be so well-received...well, I was by Gryffindor, anyway. Looks like I made some enemies on the other side, but eh, what's new?

I think I should get a kitten. They're cute. And good for shredding things. I'm tired of ripping apart these letters myself.

16!
Grin
[info]tigerinmyhand
Who wants to have a swordfight?

((OOC: Her canon "power" is pulling wooden swords out of thin air. They're all over the school.))

15!
All is Lost
[info]tigerinmyhand
They didn't come. Not like I really wanted them to...

[Private]

Divorce. I knew it.

14! [VOICE]
I did NOT just declare my love
[info]tigerinmyhand
[The journal is open in her book bag as she trolls around the school, stomping, pushing over people/things, and making as much noise as possible. She accidentally silenced herself in Charms class, and isn't sure how to fix it, so she's making up for it by breaking things.

Feel free to consider you or your belongings attacked.]

13!
PISSED
[info]tigerinmyhand
I don't take SHIT from cake.

((ooc: waywaywayway backdated because of computer fail, to the festival~))

12!
Whyyyyyyyyyyyy?
[info]tigerinmyhand
So some bitch bumped into me and bribed me with a Muggle toy so I didn't roast her in tin foil. Didn't know what it was, but I took it anyway. Still not sure what it's called, but I got it to work! It plays music through these little things that fit in your ears...Muggle music is weird.

Do Muggles really name their kids Gaga? And what the fuck is a disco stick?

What a whore.

11!
PISSED
[info]tigerinmyhand
"You got a good Care of Magical Creatures grade, I told the festival people you can help with the petting zoo!"

Why the HELL don't I get a choice in the matter? He can't just sign me up for things without even telling me! I'll destroy him. I'll bring back hippogriff dung and leave it in his bed. I'll convince a unicorn to skewer him with its horn!

He'll be sorry.

10!
Glare
[info]tigerinmyhand
DAMN IT.

My dumb cousin won't quit asking for "his" 5 galleons. Weirdo is tailing me all around town.

It's not a proper bet if we didn't shake on it.

09!
Grin
[info]tigerinmyhand
I got mad at the journal for shining too bright and threw it out the window. Just now figured I should go get it. Stupid thing got rained on...

Well anyway, now I'm in Germany with my mom visiting her family and watching the Quidditch Cup. I'm betting against the German team to set off my cousin.

[ooc: Lame excuse for my computer having a meltdown induced hiatus. Did anyone miss me?]

08!
I did NOT just declare my love
[info]tigerinmyhand
S-so, I have a question for everyone.

Mostly boys, I guess. And lesbians? Ugh this is stupid Or you know. Anyone.

Are guys that don't care about boobs weird?

07! [VOICE]
Tears Fly
[info]tigerinmyhand
Well that was better than last year, even if I had to leave early. Just seeing the look on their snooty faces! Thanks, Jomy, hope you're not in too much trouble, we shou--

Taiga, do you think this is funny? You embarrassed us in front of all the important wizards in England!

They're not important, they're jerks and they deserved it.

My BOSS was there! I have to go to work tomorrow and apologize for YOU being a delinquent!

I told you we shouldn't have forced her to go if she didn't want to, Rikurou, but you never listen to me! Maybe if you'd pull our head out of your ass this wouldn't happen!

Don't blame this on me, heaven forbid I trust her to behave herself for more than four hours at a time!

SHUT UP! Don't argue about me like I'm not even here!

I'm your mother, don't tell me to shut up until you tell me why you insist on being a delinquent!

I would rather be a delinquent than walk around bragging about how rich I am like a pompous asshole!

You're so selfish, Taiga.

I'm out of here! [a heavy door can be heard slamming]

...Oh god, did I leave this open the whole time? Oh, who cares...if anyone needs me I'll be anywhere but here.

((ooc: backdated to the night of the party))

06!
Grin
[info]tigerinmyhand
[Filtered to GIRLS ONLY. Any boys who hack admit to caring about Taiga's boobs and accept full responsibility for the needle in their eye]

Are anyone else's boobs...randomly bigger today?

Maybe I'm imagining things.

[/Filter]

((OOC: Taiga's PB is Cory Kennedy~))

05!
Grin
[info]tigerinmyhand
So I'm not the only person who got transported somewhere else. I bet I'm the only one who got stuck in a well for an entire day, though. I did get out eventually, no thanks to that BITCH Anya.

HEY. HEY ANYA. If you notice a basket of oranges missing? YEAH. THAT WAS ME.

Who wants juice?

04!
Grin
[info]tigerinmyhand
THESE GOD DAMN DEFECTIVE CHOCOLATE FROGS EXPLODED

All over me and my stupid Charms book. In my hair on my clothes, THIS is what I get for doing homework? This is stupid I quit the entire room's a mess but GUESS WHAT I DON'T CARE FUCK YOU.

03!
Grin
[info]tigerinmyhand
I failed Charms on purpose.

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